Workout Because Murder Is Wrong

💀 Some people meditate. Some people journal. You lift heavy things.

Our Workout Because Murder Is Wrong gym socks are for lifters who use the gym as therapy — because sometimes a heavy squat is cheaper than therapy.

Featuring bold dark humour and a clean black bottom, these socks are made to look sharp while hiding everyday gym wear. The soft, breathable, moisture-wicking fabric keeps your feet comfortable whether you're deadlifting your stress away or destroying leg day.

Perfect for:

Lifters with dark humour

Heavy squat lovers

Gym-as-therapy believers

Fitness fans with attitude

Anyone who chooses reps over regret

Featuring bold dark humour and a black sole designed to hide dirt and everyday gym marks, these socks stay looking sharp even after your toughest sessions.

Anger fades. PRs are forever.